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July 1, 2016

We were having problems with the new computer system at the municipal-government office. The police, whose headquarters was upstairs, were anxious to have their paychecks printed. My supervisor phoned the computer company, requesting help. "Next week?" I heard her exclaim. "You don't understand -- there are people with guns here and they aren't waiting until next week!" The company sent someone the next day.

- submitted to Reader's Digest by Lisa Paolillo

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