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April 18, 2014

Soon after I left college, I was hired as an assistant manager in a department-store men's clothing section. Since we were never allowed to take our suit jackets off, I would usually iron only the collar, cuffs and front of my shirt. The president of the company happened to come through our branch one day, and he and the store manager were standing next to me when a woman walked up. "You're the same size as my son," she told me. "Would you try this sweater on for me?" Turning beet red, I said, "Ma'am, you're not going to believe this, but . . . ." I removed my suit jacket, exposing a very wrinkled shirt. "That looks just like something my own son would do!" she said. She bought the sweater, I got a promotion -- and from that day on I ironed the whole shirt.

- submitted to Reader's Digest by Jim Hood

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