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August 20, 2014

As a brand-new Army officer, I was determined to make a sharp impression in my first assignment. Reporting to the division commander, I snapped my finest salute, causing one of my second-lieutenant bars to pop off my shoulder and land on the major's desk. "Well, pick it up, son," he said. "The last thing we need around here is another 'half-brassed' lieutenant."

- submitted to Reader's Digest by Eddie C. Smith

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