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May 26, 2015

We leave home early in the morning, so my wife and I trust our teen-age daughters to get themselves dressed and off to school on time. One Saturday, I ran into a woman who asked if I would be getting my daughter Ellen an alarm clock for her birthday. Puzzled, I asked her why she thought Ellen needed one. "Because I'm her homeroom teacher," she answered. Later that morning, I found Ellen in our kitchen, still in pajamas, eating her breakfast. "Guess who I just talked to?" I asked. "Who?" Ellen responded. "Mrs. Morales," I replied. Without missing a spoonful, Ellen looked up at me and said, "Who's she?"

- submitted to Reader's Digest by Mel Moyer

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