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December 21, 2014

I was talking to an ice-skating coach about the many ways in which my 9-to-5 job differs from what he does. "It must be hard to get up at 4 a.m. every day," I commented. "Do you have to give lessons on Saturday mornings too?" "Heavens, no!" he answered. "On the weekends, I don't even put ice in my drinks!"

- submitted to Reader's Digest by Sue Adams

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