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July 2, 2009

After seeing a friend off at the airport, I went to the outdoor observation deck. There I heard an announcement: "John, please return to the ticket counter." Minutes later, the same female voice repeated, "John, please return to the ticket counter." As I was enjoying the cool evening, the woman laid it on the line: "John, your break is over!"

- submitted to Reader's Digest by Julie Giovale

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