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March 28, 2015

On our 25th anniversary, my husband took me out to dinner. Our teen-age daughters said they'd have dessert waiting for us when we returned. After we got home, we saw that the dining-room table was beautifully set with china, crystal and candles, and there was also a note that read: "Your dessert is in the refrigerator. We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we wouldn't do!" "I suppose," my husband responded, "we could vacuum."

- submitted to Reader's Digest by Annette Olson

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