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May 20, 2013

When a colleague received a phone call from her daughter, we heard her exclaim joyfully, "Seven and a half pounds! I'm so proud!" After she had hung up, I asked, "Boy or girl?" "Neither," my colleague replied. "Diet."

- submitted to Reader's Digest by Debra A Layne

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